when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Biggest turn off ever: "I don't read"
awesomelyaubrey: meeya87: kaileywashere: imwhelmed: dontyouwannaknowwho: Excuse me, what? :/
Reblog if you don't care if someone is...
she-must-be-a-lesbian: nicotinerampage: hustlelikealittlelady: My followers better all reblog this. There should be more notes REBLOG FOLLOWERS. Unless they’re straight, and I want in with them. That’s when I care.
When your teachers extends a due date
sweetlifewithatwistofbitter: London learning how to drive YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!! THE PRNDL WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FFFFMMMM NOT YOUR BEHIND BEST
Morning shower: Night shower:
black person: I hate white people
everyone: true dat
white person: I hate black people
HEEEEEEYYYYYY GUUUUURRRRRL HEEEEEEEYYYYY!
I'm really cold..
vileanch0rage: Damn New England.
when someone meets me:
they think I’m all shy like But then they get to know me and I’m more like
justshutup-bro: If you were thinking the same you are amongst 98% of the people. If not you are amongst 2 % whose mind think very differently. Reblog and go to your tumblr page to see the result.
brostridersexual: first world problems help my pencils are too long for my new pencil case